10 Emojis That Mean He’s Really Horny

Emojis can be pretty inscrutable. Sure, some people spend time carefully arranging the modern hieroglyphics to carefully meter out each image and communicate complex ideas.

But when most people send you emojis, it just means, “I don’t have the time or energy to send a real response.” So if he’s sending you over a pile of seemingly-random emojis, scan for these. It means that whatever he meant by them is at least somewhat sexual.

1. 🍆 : The eggplant only means penis. If he is texting you about his penis, then it is a clear sign he is of the horned variety. There is no situation where it means anything other than penis (or possibly dildo). If he has to message you about an actual eggplant, he will use the word eggplant.

2.😳 Bro is all riled up. All riled up. You’ve got him so riled up he can’t handle it.

3. 👉👌 It’s intercourse. This is the most direct way to use a series of digital ideograms to express sexual intercourse. Yes, he is horny if he’s saying this, but don’t reward this kind of behavior.

4. 💦 This is the most cartoonishly adorable way to reference bodily fluids, specifically ones that come from your genitals. Horn score: 9.5/10.

5. 😈 Because he’s feeling naughty. Or, if he’d prefer to force a pun… he’s feeling horny. You don’t have to message him back after something like that.

6. 🍑 IT’S A BUTT. It could also be used to reference your vagina, though. That can be a little unclear but be confident in knowing it’s an allusion to one of your orifices.

7. 👅 The tongue is all about the oral. Look at that tongue. Not only is it big and flat and looks like it could destroy you, but it’s also eager.

8. ♋ Sure, he could use individual digits to express this one, but it doesn’t nail the raw animal passion lying on top of one another tip to tail. The symbol for the astrological sign cancer does, however. This looks the way it sounds when people say “69”.

9. 🌋 Unless you live at the base of an active volcano, this is all about an explosive orgasm metaphor. That said, you also may want to check the news briefly to confirm that no nearby dormant volcanoes have become active before going back to sexting.

10. 🐓 Because it’s a cock. If this needs any more context than that, you probably shouldn’t be receiving sexually suggestive emojis in the first place.

Source: cosmopolitan.com

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